(NOTE: must imagine drunk Pirate saying the lines below. Trust me, it’s going to work better. 😉 )
Arrgggh ye ‘Mateys! I see me here ‘ol Captain Jack is stirring again a monstrous feat of swash-buckling goodness this, here, Friday. And in the spirit of High-Sea Piracy, I be talkin’ like a galoot aboard a vast vessel ready to charge into the heart of sly Calypso herself!
With the fourth installment of Jerry Bruckheimer’s Pirates of the Caribbean, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) traverses the hidden world in quest for youth eternal (and the occasional booty) in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
There be danger, gorgeous fish-maidens (mermaids), epic adventure waiting to be seen, more Piracy and Penelope Cruz.
Trust that this looney sailor will be keeping an’ eye out when this hits the cinema this Friday, the 20th of May.
Check the trailer below an’ gaze upon treasures abound:
Or if ye be bold enough, go an’ take a look at here music video from the folks of Lonely Island with Michael Bolton (Ye be Warned: Strong, Mature and Big-Pirate-Only Language ahead, if ye be little, we suggest you DO NOT watch this.)